Miso Visited 10/1/2016 3 Forks

Miso  40 Main St., Brooklyn, NY 11201

Allison and I were in DUMBO to catch the Taylor Mac show at St. Ann's Warehouse and wanted to grab a bite to eat before the 3+ hour show.  In the past we've gone to Atrium but this time they had a private party and could only seat us at 6:30 which was too late for the 7pm show.  Normally I rave and gush about DUMBO because it is my favorite neighborhood in Brooklyn from an aesthetic perspective however, from a culinary perspective it is lacking a bit.  Luckily, Allison recommended Miso which was less than a 5 min walk from the theater and sushi always works for me, so I was in. 

The place is your standard mom and pop neighborhood sushi joint - nothing more nothing less.  It's one of those places that just gets the job done and isn't looking to do anything that is too fancy.  I got a sashimi salad and Allison and I split a bunch of rolls which right now I honestly can't remember but it was a combination of regular rolls (think spicy scallop) and fancy rolls (Tribeca roll that had a mix of fish on top).  The sashimi salad was definitely more salad than sashimi which was a bit disappointing but not entirely unexpected.  The fish, while fresh, wasn't some melt in your mouth, mind blowing experience but it wasn't bodga level sushi either.  The rolls were surprisingly large and filling and the rice was much better quality than the crap I had a Nantori. 

While this place isn't a destination restaurant by any stretch, if you're trying to see a show and Atrium is full or you just want something that isn't quite as fancy, Miso is more than an acceptable enough substitute.  I would also say that if I lived around here (I wish!!), I could see this place being high on a take out list on a cold rainy night.  Total bill:  $30/pp with tax and tip

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Ladybird Visited 9/24/2016 3.5 Forks

Ladybird  127 Macdougal St., New York, NY 10012

This year has had a boon of veggie friendly/veggie forward restaurants from Nix to By Chloe.  You can now add Ladybird to that list.  It's a "globally inspired vegetable tapas bar" from the owner of Avant Garden in the old Bourgeois Pig space in the West Village. 

First off, the space is gorgeous.  It's got a French elegance feel to it and it's very glamorous yet approachable.  The only issue I had was that all the seats were high tops, so you're sitting on stools the entire time, which was kind of annoying and as I get older, just hurts my back.  The menu is actually not just vegetarian but vegan as well.  It's broken up into the front half with amuse bouches and cold plates and then the back half of warm plates.  They're all tapas style so definitely order 2-3 dishes per person because they are not very big in size.  We ordered the fried olives ($7), cauliflower ($6), saganaki ($9), coconut croqueta ($9), seared peach caprese ($12), artichoke hearts ($12) and the charred eggplant ($11).  I'm not a huge fan of olives so I didn't try it but it looked exactly like what you would think fried olives would look like.  The cauliflower was served on a bruschetta like bread with chive pesto, lemon ricotta, and chia.  It was a bit difficult to eat a hunk of cauliflower on a piece of bread and frankly, the dish probably would have been better without it sitting on it.  Flavor wise, it was nice and light and could have used a pinch more salt to it. 

I was intrigued as to how they would serve saganaki since the restaurant is vegan and the answer is soy cheese.  This dish was flamed "mozzarella" with smoked carrots and carrot green pesto.  While I respect and get the whole focus on not having any dairy, I gotta say that soy cheese just isn't an adequate substitute for real cheese - especially if you're going to light it on fire.  The next dish was the coconut croqueta which had bell pepper bechamel, orange romesco and jalapeño to it.  It was small enough to be just a quick bite but I really enjoyed this dish - it was creative with all the complex flavors but still worked.  Next was the seared peach "caprese" (again soy cheese) and burning sage. Again, I would like it a lot more if it was real cheese because something was just missing texture and taste wise.  The 2 favorite dishes of the night were the artichoke hearts and eggplant - two really hearty dishes.  The artichoke was sprinkled with sea salt and served with creme fraiche - simple yet delicious way to eat artichokes.  As for the eggplant, it was charred and served with sweet potato crisp, feta, apricot jalapeno, and sherry vinegar.  To me, it's hard to mess up charred eggplant because it soaks up so much flavor and yet still maintains the heartiness of the actual eggplant. 

Since it was Lav's birthday, we had to get dessert and the chocolate fondue ($24) won out.  It's kind of pricey for a chocolate dessert however, it's a huge serving, enough for 3 or 4 people.  They give you all kinds of sliced fruit, slices of cake and fried mochi to dip into the chocolate.  Luckily it was more of a dark chocolate and not an overly icky sweet milk chocolate, so it made it much more bearable for me.  

Ladybird is a beautiful restaurant and would be great on a date because it's got a really romantic feel. I'd come here for some wine, a few nibbles and dessert but probably not for a full blown dinner. While I enjoyed my experience here, I can't say I felt particularly full at the end of it which was kind of annoying.  Total bill:  ~$120 for 3 people with tax, tip and wine

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Where to Eat When You're on Jury Duty in BK - Part 2 Visited 9/26-9/30/2016 2.5 - 4 Forks

Week 2 of grand jury duty!  Unlike trial jury duty, for grand jury duty, they pretty much assign you a block of time and then put as many cases in front of you during your timeframe.  The minimum you can get away with is 2 weeks but people can get put on 3 month, 8 month and sometimes even 1 year long commitments!

So by week 2, I knew most of the places I wanted to go that I hadn't gone to yet and there were a few I re-visited.

Shake Shack  - Let's be honest, no visit to Downtown Brooklyn would be complete if you didn't have Shake Shack at least once.  I had been avoiding it because it's not really the healthiest thing and I've been to it a million times before.  But sometimes it just calls your name.  It really is delicious and I stand by that themushroom burger is better than the hamburger.  However, recently they've introduced the chicken sandwich and it's pretty freaking delicious too.  It's a crispy chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, pickles with buttermilk herb mayo on a potato roll.  Genius.  While I was there, I helped myself to some yummy crinkle fries as well.  It's not a lunch time meal I recommend on a frequent basis but having been stuck in a jury room with 22 other annoying people, I felt like I deserved this meal.    4 Forks

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Pinto Thai - Sometimes during jury duty you luck out and get an extended lunch break.  Tuesday was one of those days where we got over an hour, so I took a leisurely stroll down Montague Street which is a lovely but busy street in the heart of Brooklyn Heights.  I randomly stumbled upon Pinto - I've actually been to the one in the West Village before with Aarti many times before and really liked it, so I was pleased to find it here.  It's a lovely setting and of course they have a nice lunch special menu.  For $9, you can get an appetizer and entree which is quite a steal!  I got the fried tofu appetizer and the chicken pad thai (duh) and since I was on an extended break, I thought I'd treat myself to a thai iced tea too.  The fried tofu was great - not too greasy or oily and really soft on the inside.  It was served with a spicy mayo which is not what I would have expected from a Thai place but it was delicious non the less.  The pad thai was solid - it's what you expect from a neighborhood thai place.   My meal would have been great had it not been for the Thai iced tea.  Don't get me wrong, it was delicious and super unique in that the ice cubes were made from frozen thai iced tea and they serve you everything in a deconstructed way - separate glass of condensed milk, separate glass of iced tea and a little glass of simple syrup.  Adorable right? Except when the bill came it was $6.  WTF?  It was almost as much as my entire lunch - so much for a steal.  I told the waitress that I was shocked by this price and she apologized but didn't do anything about it.  In no world should a freaking drink that does not have alcohol in it cost this much.  For this, I had to knock my review down to 3.5 forks.  Stick with the $9 lunch special and you'll be fine.

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Hanco - I came back to Hanco, but this time to try their pho ($9.75).  I wasn't feeling too well and the weather was starting to get chilly so I thought some pho would solve the trick.  I actually came in with zero expectations for their pho because well frankly, it's run by Chinese people and not Vietnamese people.  However, I was actually fairly impressed by it (I guess this is what happens when you have no expectations).  It still wasn't as good as Pho 75 back home but the broth was great and there was a shockingly good amount of beef slices in the dish served rare which is my favorite.  I am kicking myself for having wasted other lunch meals when I could have gotten a really solid bowl of pho here.  If you have more than an hour for lunch and you're serving jury duty in the winter, definitely come here for the pho.  4 Forks

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Nanatori - Ugh, this was my least favorite meal of the entire 2 weeks.  I am usually a sucker for sushi lunch specials but since I usually only had an hour, I didn't feel like I really had enough time for it. Luckily, I had another extended lunch day and thought I would give this place a try since it looked crowded from the outside.  They serve your standard sushi lunch specials - I opted for the 3 roll combo ($11.95) with spicy tuna, spicy salmon and eel/avocado.  It comes with a miso soup and salad - nothing to write home about here.  The 3 rolls came out and they just looked sad.  The rice was falling off most of them and there was just way too much of it in general.  I ended up pretty much removing almost a full cup of rice from the rolls.  The rice was most definitely not high quality (not that I was expecting much but I expected it to at least not suck) and the spicy tuna and salmon was the pre-mixed/chopped up kind.  It was just an overall disappointing waste of a lunch special, you're much better off at Hanco across the street.  2.5 Forks

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Where To Eat If You're On Jury Duty in Brooklyn Visited 9/19-9/23/2016 3 - 4.5 Forks

My first listsicle!  Instead of individually reviewing a bunch of places, I’m going to give you a list of the good/bad/ugly of places to eat if you have to serve jury duty in Brooklyn.

I’ve had the “honor” of serving grand jury duty for the past 2 weeks in BK.  It’s actually quite an eye-opening and frankly, scary view into how fucked up our judicial system is.  But this is a food blog and not a political blog, so I will stop here.  But being stuck in jury duty for 2 weeks means 2 weeks of finding lunch options in the depressing downtown Brooklyn neighborhood.   At first glance, there aren’t a lot of great options as the immediate area of Fulton Street Mall is packed with fast food places like Burger King and cheap pizza joints.  But there are a few gems and if you are willing to take a 10 minute walk.

Potbelly – Yes, it’s fast food but it’s one of the better sandwich places around and it’s fast and very cheap (you can get a sandwich for <$10).  It’s a definite go-to if you’re looking for something that isn’t burger and fries.  My go-to is the Roast Beef and there's just something about the toasted bread that makes it tastes that much better.  They also have killer cookies and milkshakes if you need a sugar high in between cases.  4 Forks

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Juice Shop – This is right next door to Potbelly and it was a healthy lunch life saver.  This isn’t Tribeca or Soho where you can find a bougie salad place every 10 feet, so it's slim pickings out here.  The only place I saw within a 10-15 minute walk that served real salads (I’m not talking about the kind at Hill Country Chicken where you can basically put fried chicken in your salad), was The Juice Shop.  They only have kale salads and they have a variety of combinations but the one that I got (Baja Verde) which amazing.  Topped with kale, quinoa, corn, beans and an addictive verde dressing, I definitely became hooked on this place.  Everything tasted fresh and healthy and it was actually really filling.  I came back two more times and and now actively looking for other locations in the city so that I can get my free freaking salad (only 7 more to go!)  4.5 Forks

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Yaso Tangbao – I was shocked to find this place in the middle of downtown Brooklyn.   It bills itself as Chinese street food but it’s a very clean and well run joint.  It has a very similar vibe to Xian Famous Foods but the focus on the food is less on spicy noodles but more on soup dumplings and other noodle dishes.  I got the beef noodle soup which is a dish that I remember loving in Taiwan.  This one was ok – it was a simple beef broth with sliced braised beef, nappa cabbage, bok choy and these pickled Chinese greens.  But what makes this dish is the broth and this one needed more salt and flavor to it, it was just kind of bland.  It could have also had more sliced beef but at the very least it was a nice change in a world of sandwiches and salads.  3 Forks

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Hanco – When I lived in Park Slope, this was a favorite go-to place because they made a solid Banh Mi sandwich.  It’s a 10 minute walk towards Brooklyn Heights but the food is quick so even if you have an hour, you can still make it.  I got the classic sandwich and summer roll.  The summer roll was nicely done with shrimp, lettuce, rice vermicelli wrapped in rice paper and served with oh so delicious peanut sauce ($5.25).  The classic sandwich comes with ground pork, Vietnamese ham, pate, mayo, butter, cucumber, pickled carrot, daikon radish and cilantro on a soft and toasted French baguette ($6.75).   It’s a delicious sandwich although it is super messy with the ground pork falling out every time I took a bite to eat.   It’s a cheap and delicious and makes me sad that I no longer have one in my neighborhood.   3.5 Forks

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Sophie’s – Ahh Sophie’s.  I have been going to Sophie’s (not this location) since I first came to NYC and worked at Goldman Sachs downtown.  It’s straight up Cuban comfort food and it is seriously addictive.  I always get the exact same thing:  baked chicken with yellow rice and beans.  It’s a chicken thigh/leg served on the bone, which is why it’s so moist and delicious.   But the absolute best part of the dish is actually the green sauce that they give you in a bottle at the table.  It is seriously the most addictive sauce I’ve ever had – it’s got a hint of spice but it mainly tastes like a cilantro sauce (they won’t tell you what’s in it or sell it by the bottle).  I seriously go through half a bottle when I eat there and if I do take out, I will pay extra for more of it (they only give you 2 small servings of it).  I slather it on everything, the chicken, the rice, the beans.  Honestly, the rice and beans are just a vehicle for me to get to the sauce.  The food here is heavy and every time I eat here for lunch, I want to take a long nap afterwards, but it is so worth it.    4 Forks

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PokeSpot Visited 9/20/201 4.5 Forks

PokeSpot 120 4th Ave., New York, NY 10003

Another day, another poke review.  Yes, this is how completely obsessed I am with it.  I have actually started to wonder if I will get mercury poisoning from all the raw fish I have been eating lately.  In any case, I had my eye on this place for a while because it’s right next to the L train in Union Square so it would easily be a go-to place for me if it is good.  I was worried that it would turn out to be a dud like the Whole Foods one  but I’m happy to report that I had an excellent experience.

Now to be transparent, I’m not sure if my experience was slightly tainted because the nice guy who took my order was so out of it and clearly ready to go home (to be fair, the door said they closed at 9:30 and I walked in at 9:40) just gave me everything I wanted without batting an eye.  I went to town on my bowl (it must have weighted like 2 lbs) and it was only $10.75. 

The concept here is the same as all other poke places – pick a base, pick a fish and pick some toppings.  Pretty straight forward.  Only here the portion was more than twice as much as East Coast Poke and there were twice as many toppings for the same price.  I had originally asked for the spicy miso option with brown rice which came with tuna, salmon, hijiki seaweed, kani salad, furikake, roasted seaweed, fish flakes, crispy onion and spicy miso sauce.   I also added kale (I know, it’s not very traditional but I am sadly obsessed with it), cilantro, green onion and masago.   It’s like the Chipotle of poke bowls.  I was in heaven. 

I found the ingredients to be very fresh and the entire dish was incredibly satisfying and filling.  To be fair, I know this is also not a traditional poke place (I know I’ve given other places shit for that) but there were enough yummy/healthy/Asian-type toppings that I didn’t really care at all.  The rice to topping ratio was heavily in favor of the toppings and that to me is what a good bowl of anything should be.  The base should just be there to supplement that meal but the star of the show should be the fish and other additions.   

Plus you can’t beat the price and amount of food you’re getting here.  Most other places hover around the $15 mark, which is totally fine by me since I would rather pay more for fresh fish than go cheap, but if you can get a great meal for an affordable price, then why not go with that options?   I will definitely be back here and can see it being a go to take out place for me even though it’s not even in Brooklyn.

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The Living Room Visited 9/17/2016 3.5 Forks

The Living Room 207 Main St., East Hampton, NY 11937

There aren’t a lot of actual hotels in the Hamptons and the ones that do exist are crazy expensive.  Most hotels here are not big high rise chains but are instead more like cute B&Bs that look like fancy Victorian homes.   The Maidstone falls into this category.  If I didn’t know any better, I would have assumed it was just another mega-million dollar mansion in town.  It’s got cute quaint rocking chairs on the outside porch and a swing on the other side.  The lobby literally looks like the foyer of someone’s home. 

Enter The Living Room – the restaurant inside the hotel.  It feels like you are in a cozy, almost colonial feeling living room.  The menu is Swedish-influenced, which I’m not sure what that really means besides the fact that they had smoke salmon, shrimp sandwiches and Swedish meatballs on the menu.  Everything else seemed like New American.   I opted for the heirloom tomato salad ($18) and the pan roasted Icelandic cod ($36) – I mean I guess Iceland is close enough to Sweden?  I noticed that a lot of people at the table got some kind of meat option – the flat iron steak was a popular option.

I’m a huge sucker for an heirloom tomato salad – even though most places clearly just use that description to jack up the price of the salad but I don’t really care.  This one came with farmstead cheese, radish, corn and a buttermilk dressing.  It was a nice tossed and balanced summer salad.  While the buttermilk dressing wasn’t as heavy as it sounds, I would have preferred a more vinegar based dressing. 

I chose the cod because I was trying to be healthier and while it was still a solid fish dish, after seeing other people’s steak dishes, I definitely had major steak envy.  The fish was cooked fairly well – it was a very generous portion fillet with a nice flakey texture to it.   It was served with local calms, lima bean and natua.   It was a solid fish dish for sure but for $36 I expect to be blown away by my dish.  Of course this is the Hamptons so everything is more expensive than it needs to be.  I’m sure it was pan roasted with tons of butter, so having the duck breast or flat iron steak probably wouldn’t have been that much worse for me.

The service was well run considering there were 9 of us at the table which I can only imagine is a pain the butt to manage.  While I enjoyed my dinner there, I actually think this place would be a better night cap type of place since they have a fireplace and some open seating in the lobby.   If I were still using ¼ forks, this would be a classic case for a 3.75 fork because while the food itself was totally well done and tasty, the high cost and lack of wow factor doesn’t really put it in a 4 fork range but I’m feeling generous and will round up for this one.  Total bill:  $70/pp with tax and tip

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